If you are over the age of 18, please refrain from throwing up the shocker in pictures. It makes you look like an idiot!
Dear bored wives at the gym:
Why exactly are you at the gym looking bored and waiting on your husband to finish working out? Is there a reason you had to come to the gym if you don't plan on working out? Do you need to keep an eye on him? Or is this just your version of togetherness?
Dear single Army guys:
Dressing up to go to Wal-Mart at 4:00 p.m. on a weekday is ridiculous. Open button-up shirts, with your hair spiked up and reflector sunglasses makes you look like a moron. I don't know who you intend on impressing, but it certaintly wasn't me.
Dear Tailgater:
Are you aware the speed limit is 50? I'm sorry that you are in such a big hurry, but I'm not going to get stopped by an MP just to satisfy your need for speed. If you don't get off my bumper I'll be forced to do a brake check and you'll be paying for my new car!
Sincereley,
10 comments:
LOL! The tailgater one is especially true. I'd add this one to the folks at my post:
Dear Sunday Driver,
The posted speed limit is 50. It turned 50 about 1/2 mile after you entered the gate. The speed limit is no longer 30...please drive faster. Some of us actually have places to go and would like to get there on time.
(seriously - this happens to me EVERY day when I am on post. I use my cruise control to stay at the speed limit, but there's ALWAYS one or two drivers who don't realize the speed changed. You'd think if they've been on post more than once, they would KNOW this!)
Lol! Oh, poor, poor single Army guys with spiked hair and sun glasses! Don't they have big sisters or moms to give them better fashion advice?
PS. Thanks for the compliment on my blog, I'm glad you enjoyed reading it.
no letter to the idiot who parks WAY over the line so close to your car you practically have to squeeze thru the window? I'll have to post that letter!
As to the guys in walmart... so true.
This made me laugh, especially the tailgater one. I just wrote a similar blog about my neighbor!
You crack me up!
hahaha! Around here Wal-Mart is one of 3 places to go, so I sort of excuse it. ;)
You hope you get to The Myrtles before you leave? Are y'all getting transferred??? And did you know The Mall of Louisiana in Baton Rouge is about to get a Forever 21!!!
THIS WAS GREAT! Love it! Made me laugh!
Totally agree with you on the shocker. I get so sick of seeing it!
A confession of mine: A couple years ago before I knew what the shocker meant..I did it in almost every picture! I think I got asked out a lot then too ;) LOVED these!!!
LOL these rocked!!!!! So true. Working as a Store Manager I could add so many to this list,LOL
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