Saturday, May 2, 2009

Awesomely Bad Etsy Finds: Volume 2

That's right ladies, time for another installment of awesomely bad Etsy finds!

Want to find something for that special man in your life?

If he's a military man, may I suggest this? A hand grenade shaped soap.



Maybe he's a Star Wars fan? If so, no problem!



He'll love this Death of Mace Windu ornamental wall hanging.

Want to let him know he has your whole heart? Look no further then this anatomically correct heart sun catcher.



Special date planned and you just don't have the right earrings? Why not flashback to the 80's with these Glow Worm Earrings.



(As a side note, Glow Worms were an awesome toy, just not awesome jewelry)

Have a hard to buy for person in your life. Give them something they'll never expect with this jar of preserved octopus tentacle!



( I have no idea why this is on Etsy)

Hope you enjoyed this edition!

22 comments:

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Wow...that's all I can say...wow!

Via said...

Amazing! Haha. Although I can see an elementary teacher wearing the glow worm earrings.

J.L.S. said...

Oh my goodness... this is insane!

Angie said...

You haven't seen anything on etsy until you've seen this!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24392925&ref=sr_gallery_15&&ga_search_query=vagina&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!!!

Katie said...

Wow! Just WOW! hahahaha.

Abbie said...

HAHA!!!!! People are nuts!

BLC :o said...

I am LOVING the soap. Is that bad? Hehe. Xoxo-BLC

. Becca . said...

Haha, I've seen that grenade before :) The heart, ewwwwww! And that star wars... thing. WHAT?!

jlc said...

Glow worms!!!!! Omg I used to loveeee my glow worm!! (Would never EVER wear it as an earring though... WOW!)

But glad to know they still exist!

SS said...

Oh my gosh, these are hilarious. People will buy anything... lesson learned on ebay. :-)

Um, and I followed the link posted above by Angie. That leaves me speechless. Seriously.

tootie said...

Haha! Those are too funny.

Lisa said...

Umm... wow. The octopus especially. Ugh.

Jenn said...

Who makes that stuff? I checked out Angie's too...wow. just wow.

Hannah Noel said...

Haha... wooowwww..

TexasLauren77 said...

I have no words!!

indiana.girl said...

Too funny. I hope Awesomely Bad Etsy Finds becomes a regular thing on your blog!

Shoshanah said...

Ummm... I kind of like the glow worm earrings. lol

Naturally Caffeinated Family said...

hahaha! seriously people?! those are crazy!

Jon and Steph said...

WHAT IN THE WORLD! How do you find these things. Octopus, really..... gross! And the grenade is just funny!

Full of Heart said...

I thought the awesomely bad Etsy finds would be more ugly things than weird, because there are some HEINOUSLY ugly things on Etsy. Believe me!
I think the heart thing's a litttttle cool, but just because I'm an anatomy dork (and so is my boyfriend).
Also, I had a glow worm when I was like 6, and his name was Ralphie and I loved him to pieces. I still have him. But, I gotta say, I wouldn't wear glow worm earrings...

Stace said...

oh my gosssh, those are hilarious. I can't believe the things you dig up on etsy, thanks for the laugh!!

Tania said...

HA! You know, I think I'd be one of those suckers that would buy the glow worm earrings because they're adorable! I just wouldn't wear them...

Maybe for my future daughers?