Sunday, June 14, 2009

Awesomely Bad Etsy Items Volume 3

That's right folks, another round of awesomely bad and weird Etsy items. Enjoy!



Not sure what this is? I wasn't either. Evidently it has a secret compartment for your fine jewelry. Yeah....not sure I'd be storing anything valuable in that, but to each his own.



Ok..could be cute if you work in Silicon Valley, otherwise....not sure.



Bad hair day? Never fear! Just grab your squid hat. Problem solved!



Nothing says girl power like this Ovary Quilted Block.



Kid birthday party to go to? Scare the crap out of them with this Devil Bunny Painting. *sigh* Where does this stuff come from?!



Last, but certaintly not least these buttons. Cause we all like buttons about bodily functions, right?

22 comments:

The Kellys said...

I love when you post these! Hilarious! :)

Jessica said...

I don't really know where to begin with all this! Too funny but I'd have to say those bodily function buttons were my fav. That "jewelry compartment" scared me a little.

Teresa said...

LOL. The jewelry comp[artment my husband would throw away probably thinking it was nothing and there goes my jewelry. haha Horrible!

Sara said...

Oh my gosh, this might be the best edition yet!! Holy crap!

You're sweet for even thinking about me, dear! Don't worry about not sending it yet. I'll give you my benning address when mark finally tells me.

. Becca . said...

Hahahahahahahah!!

GUAMtastic said...

Love IT!! Can you imagine if you walked into someone's house and they had those pillows?? Hilarious!

Lisa said...

Oooh lord. That first thing looks like something a cat would drag inside. Lol

There's a TON of Ovary/Uterus/Vagina things out on etsy. It's kinda scary.

Rebecca said...

This is so funny! Do people actually actually buy that stuff?? My fav was the ovary quilt block. Hilarious!

lala said...

LOL. Ovary quilted pillow (or whatever that thing is?) WOW.

Those poop and pee buttons might be good for potty training.

Or not.

Young Mom/Wife said...

What is so sad, is that you know people are buying that horribly bad stuff!

Army Duck said...

The Ovary blanket is so weird ha! lol

And the "scare the crap out of them with this Devil Bunny Painting"!! lol

Ahh thanks for the laugh, much better now ;-)

Children of the Nineties said...

Oh my, I have to wonder what inspires these creations. I kind of like the ctl-alt-del pillows, but you're right--probably not appropriate unless you work in computers!

The ovary-quilted book is pretty nuts too. A fertility journal, maybe?

Miss Adventure said...

Wow. That's really all I can come up with, just wow.

Karren said...

I always love when you post these! It always cracks me up! How do you find them though?

JacylannNix said...

OMG AHAHAHAHA those are hilarious!! im lovin the buttons :P

indiana.girl said...

I love these posts!

The Ashes said...

Oh I have one of those!

I pulled it out my sink drain last week...

Hannah Noel said...

lol... That bunny one has to be from Monty Python!!

Allison said...

those are BIZARRE! :)

jlc said...

HAHAHAHAH!


this had me hysterical!!

Shoshanah said...

eww on the uterus pillows. But I think the crt alt del pillows would be fun for a gag gift, they're a little cute even.

Tania said...

These are hilarious! How do you find them?