If you are over the age of 18, please refrain from throwing up the shocker in pictures. It makes you look like an idiot!
Dear bored wives at the gym:
Why exactly are you at the gym looking bored and waiting on your husband to finish working out? Is there a reason you had to come to the gym if you don't plan on working out? Do you need to keep an eye on him? Or is this just your version of togetherness?
Dear single Army guys:
Dressing up to go to Wal-Mart at 4:00 p.m. on a weekday is ridiculous. Open button-up shirts, with your hair spiked up and reflector sunglasses makes you look like a moron. I don't know who you intend on impressing, but it certaintly wasn't me.
Dear Tailgater:
Are you aware the speed limit is 50? I'm sorry that you are in such a big hurry, but I'm not going to get stopped by an MP just to satisfy your need for speed. If you don't get off my bumper I'll be forced to do a brake check and you'll be paying for my new car!
Sincereley,
